Think your deck
is ready?
We'll prove you wrong.
Brutal, VC-style teardown of your pitch deck – a real partner-meeting style review with scores, red flags, and a fix list you can actually ship.
Free to start. Share it publicly or pay $5 later to keep the pain private.
How it works
Three steps to a fundable deck
Upload your deck
Drop in the exact PDF you'd send to an investor. No templates. No AI fluff.
Get roasted
We rip it apart like a Monday partner meeting — slide by slide, no mercy, no buzzword bingo.
Fix your story
You get a clear fix list: what to cut, what to add, and how to pitch like you actually know your numbers.
Inside your Roast Report
Why this isn't just a random review
Fundability Score (0–100)
A brutally honest score that reflects how a real investor would feel after seeing your deck.
Category breakdown
Story, Market, Competition, Traction, Moat, Financials — each scored with plain-English explanations.
Red flags list
Direct call-outs like "All buzzwords, no numbers" or "No clear moat vs incumbents."
Fix list
Concrete edits, slide by slide. What to delete, what to add, and what to quantify.
Investor reactions
Short notes from different VC archetypes: operator angel, early-stage partner, growth hard-ass.
Ready to see where your deck actually breaks?
Upload your deck to unlock your Roast Report.
You can choose a free public roast or a $5 private one after you upload.
Founders who survived the roast
Real feedback from people who wanted truth more than comfort
"The roast stung. Then I fixed my deck and finally started getting real second meetings."
"They called out my fantasy TAM math and forced me to redo it. Best reality check I've had."
"Brutal honesty I needed but VCs were too polite to give."
"The roast stung. Then I fixed my deck and finally started getting real second meetings."
"They called out my fantasy TAM math and forced me to redo it. Best reality check I've had."
"Brutal honesty I needed but VCs were too polite to give."
"Fixed my deck in 2 days. Raised pre-seed in 2 weeks."
"The moat check was savage. Also completely accurate."
"Worth way more than $5. Saved me from 20+ bad pitch meetings."
"Fixed my deck in 2 days. Raised pre-seed in 2 weeks."
"The moat check was savage. Also completely accurate."
"Worth way more than $5. Saved me from 20+ bad pitch meetings."
Ready to find out what a partner meeting would really say about your deck?
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